ustream decorah eagles

QUOTE from Rita Mae Brown: "The statistics on sanity are that one of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you."


What I LEARNED yesterday. Yesterday Carron, our daughter, came to the house to help us solve some computer problems. While here she told told us about this wonderful and interesting website we should learn about. So she typed in "decorah eagles on ustream" and up comes this LIVE coverage of a mommy and a daddy eagle reproducing the eagle population in Decorah, Iowa. It is absolutely fascinating to watch mammy and daddy take turns keeping the egg(s) warm. The nest is 4-5 feet in diameter.

So first thing this morning I went to the website to see how mommy and daddy eagle were doing. They were doing their job. Check it out, you'll love it. Pretty soon we'll see little eaglets popping out of the shell(s) and we'll be able watch mommy and daddy feed them.


HUMOR for today: I'm 100% Norwegian. Norwegians are one of the few nationalities who can tell jokes on themselves and not be offended. We also like to tell jokes about the Swedes who, in turn, like to tell jokes about us. So today I'll tell some pretty bad Norwegian and Swedish jokes.

The Norwegians are proud of their new zoo.
They built a fence around Sweden.

Woman: I was raped by a Norwegian.
Policeman: How do you know he was Norwegian?
Woman: I had to show him how.

How can it be proved that Adam was a Norwegian?
Who else wouod stand beside a naked woman and just eat an apple?

A Norwegian whose wife was expecting twins had to go on a trip. He asked his brother to name the off-spring when they arrived. Upon his return, he asked the brother what names he had given the new twins. "Da girl is De-neese," explained the brother. "Denise? nice name...and the boy?" asked the father. Replied the brother: "Da Nephew."

Two Norwegians were walking in the park when a bird splattered one of them on the head. Eyeing the mess, the victim's companion offered to go get some toilet paper. "Von't do no good," said the messed-up one, "by the time you get back, dat bird will be four miles avay."


If you like my Norwegian jokes leave a comment and I'll write some more.