QUOTE from Jesse Dylan, host of the radio program THE GOOD LIFE SHOW.
THE ESSENCE OF GOOD HEALTH BEGINS WITH JOYFUL LIVING.
HUMOR today. My humorous post today is from THE JOKER MAGAZINE. The title is IF MY BODY WERE A CAR. It's a little food for thought and it's good for some laughs - share it with your senior citizen friends.
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
- I've got bumps and and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...But that's not the worst of it.
- My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
- My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
- My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
- It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it --
- Almost every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
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Uff da, Pops. That was a good one!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me laugh.