Humorous employee evaluations.

QUOTE from Jon Bon Jovi: "I can tell you this: It's passion, not pedigree, that can and will win in the end. Free yourself from comparison. Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster."

Just HUMOR today: These are actual quotes of employee evaluations. They are fun ro read - I found them in "The JOKER" magazine.

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been,but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. 'When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low standards and then consistentlyn fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village of an idiot."
9."This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramous - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramous."