QUOTE from Rev. James Martin - he wrote "12 Things I Wish I Knew at 25." "Remember three things and save yourself lots of unneeded heartache: You're not God. This ain't heaven. Don't act like a jerk."
More HUMOR today - Part 3 and my last post on employee evaluations.
21. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.."
22. ""He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
23. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
24. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
25. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
26. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
27. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he's only gargled."
28. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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