Thursday, April 14, 2011

Part 2 of employee evaluations.

QUOTE from Cori Dewitt in Fruit of the Vine: "Have you ever been obsessed by something - comsumed by a little thing - really trivial in the scheme of things? It is said that one can tell how big a man is by how small a thing it takes to frustrate him."

More HUMOR today about employee evaluations. These absolutely crack me up.

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
19. "A prime cadidate for natural de-selection."
20. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

1 comment:

  1. These are hilarious....I love #20, and 14. --Brad

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