Part II of WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED..

QUOTE from P.H. Snohomish of Washington state: In answer to the question, "WHAT RESOLUTIONS DID YOU KEEP IN 2010?" He answered, "I resolved not to make any New Year's resolutions - one way to keep them."

What I LEARNED today. I learned more reasons about WHY MEN ARE SELDOM STRESSED. (These were emailed to me by my brother Don who lives in Lindstrom, Minnesota.)

21. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
22. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. You almost never have strap problems in public.
25. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
26. Everything on your face stays the same.
27. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe for decades.
28. You only have to shave your face and neck.
29. You can play with toys all your life.
30. One wallet and one pair of shoes -one color for all seasons.
31. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
32. You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
33. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
34. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER.

HUMOR for today: More Norwegian jokes.

Ole the Norwegian loved his wife, Lena....even though she was a bad cook and left the food on the burner too long. When she finally presented Ole with a new baby, everyone in town held their breath when it was learned the baby had a rather dusky skin. But that didn't bother Ole. He just smiled and said, "Yah, dat Lena....she just burns everything."

A Minneapolis family discovered a nest of skunks under their house. After several attempts to get rid of the little stinkers had failed, they decided to ask some Norwegians down the street to bring some lutefisk to put under the house. The skunks left, all right. But then their problem was to get rid of the Norwegians.

Teslow, the builder, had a Norwegian friend who died broke. So, Teslow went out to raise some money for burial expenses. "How about $10.00 to help bury a Norwegian," he asked Scott, the lumber dealer. "Here's $100.00," said Scott. "Go bury 10 ot them."

Crop scientists have come up with a new strain known as "Norwegian Oats."
They are tall, light colored and empty headed.