WHY MEN ARE SELDOM STRESSED

QUOTE from Winston Churchill: "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiam."

What I LEARNED today: The following has been making its way around the internet but I'm going to use it anyway even though you may have already read it. I've seen stuff like this before but this is the most extensive one. As a result I learned quite a few new differences between men and women.

So here goes: WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED.

1.Men are juc happier people - whar do you expect from such simple creatures?
2. Your last name stays the same.
3.Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4.You can be President.
5.You can never be pregnant.
6.You can wear a T-shirt to a water park.
7.You can wear no shirt to a water park.
8.Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9.The world is your urinal.
10.You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is too icky.
11.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
12.Same work, more pay.
13.Wrinkles add character.
14.Wedding dress is $5,000. Tux rental is $100.00.
15 People never stare at your chest chest when you're talking to them.
16.New shoes don't cut, blister,, or mangle you feet.
17.One mood all the time.
18.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only on suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.

(I will continue the list in my next post.)

HUMOR for today: More Norwegian jokes.

The Norwegians in Minneapolis have come up with a new drink. They mix Tang and prune juice and call it "Prune Tang."

Difference between "Uff da" and "Fee Da."
Off da....dropping a sack of garbage.
Fee da....getting your hands in it.

Two Norwegians dressed a hog in overalls and placed it between them in their pick-up as they crossed the Swedish border. Their motive was to avoid paying a special livestock tax. The border guard eyed the trio, asking their names. "Ole Johnson," "Knute Johnson," and then hog said "Oink." Passing them on, the guard remarked to his assistant, "I've seen some bad looking people in my time, but that Oink Johnson has got to be the ugliest Norwegian I've ever seen."

A Norwegian nurse was asked why she had a rectal thermometer behing her ear.
"My goodness," she exclaimed, "now I remember where I mislaid that ballpoint pen."

Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip, they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther if you want to."
So Ole drove on to Duluth."