Today is Friday, January 18, 2013. My stats today: 10 minutes of yoga, 10 minutes of lifting weights and 45 minutes of walking = 2.5 miles for a January total of 38.1 miles. My weight went down (after I went on my one-day diet) to 162.6 pounds. I lost 1.8 pounds in 24 hours.
QUOTE from Ruth Goode: "Our grandchildren accept us for ourselves, without rebuke or effort to change us, as no one in our entire lives has ever done, not our parents, siblings, spouses, friends - and hardly ever our own grown children."
My THOUGHTS today. After the sad news the last couple of days it is time for some HUNOR. I received an email from sister Jan yesterday. It is funny.
MALE OR FEMALE? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
1. FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2. PHOTOCOPIERS: They are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc it you push the wrong buttons.
3. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
4. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
5. SPONGES: They are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
I'll have 5 more tomorrow.
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