Today is Saturday, January 19, 2013. MY stats today: 10 minutes of yoga, 10 minutes on the exercise ball and 45 minutes of walking = 2.5 miles for a January total of 41.1 miles. My weight was down to 161.6 pounds (my second day of no sweets).
QUOTE from Linda Henley: "If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers."
My THOUGHTS today have to do with more Male or Female objects. They're good for some more laughs.
6. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
7. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
8. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they're hardly changed at all, and are definitely handy to have around.
9. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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